Yes,
my dear Orange worship, I cast one of the tens of million “illegal
ballots”. It was Illegal only in the
sense that I did not cast a vote for you and your running mate.
Now
that I have purged my soul and have come clean about this High Crime and
Misdemeanor that I committed against the you (my dear orange worship) and the
state. I can now sleep better at night.
I
will wait patiently for your lord high sheriff and their appointed constables
to come and roust me out of my house in the dead of night, to be incarcerated
in a Re-education camp of their choice and for period of their choice. After all most if not all of us (those who
did not vote for you and therefore cast illegal ballots) are Dachau bound. We will sing that old favorite travelling
song “My Heart is full of Joy” as we are transported there.
I
am willing, able and ready to voluntarily add my name to your growing list of
Muslims, after all “I am Spartacus”.
On
a completely different tack why did you not have “Zadok the Priest” performed
at your coronation inauguration?
I await patiently your obedient servant
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